A three year old boy is sitting on the toilet. He had been in there for a lengthy time, his mother thought so she goes in to check on him to see if he’s okay. She found him sitting on the toilet with a book on his lap. Mom determined that he seemed okay except that about every 10 seconds or so, he would put the book down, grip onto the toilet seat with his left hand and then hit himself on top of the head with his right hand.
Stifling her laughter, his mother had to ask, “Billy, are you all right? You’ve been in here for a very long time. Billy looked up at her and said, “I’m fine, Mommy. I just haven’t gone doody yet.” Assured that Billy was indeed okay, his mother said, “OK, honey, you can stay in here a few more minutes, but Billy? Please tell Mommy why you are hitting yourself on the head?”
Billy said, “Works for Ketchup!”
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