Mermaid, Whale, or Smart Arse?
Thursday, July 16th, 2009Recently in large French city, a poster featuring a young, thin, and tanned woman appeared in the window of a gym. The poster read:
THIS SUMMER DO YOU WANT TO BE A MERMAID OR A WHALE?
A middle aged woman, whose physical characteristics did not match those of the woman on the poster, responded publicly to [...]
I don’t want to hear it, son
Friday, May 22nd, 2009How many times have I warned you to stay out of my personal space unless I have invited you? Now go tell your mother and get cleaned up!
News Flash
Thursday, January 8th, 2009San Joaquin Valley, California
A hiker from Sacramento was hospitalized last week with serious injuries. Emergency room doctors discovered 107 splinters lodged in his penis.
Other hikers in the area insisted that they have no idea as to what led up to the incident.
He was found unconscious under this tree.
Change: A Disturbing Scene
Tuesday, September 9th, 2008The photo below captures a disturbing trend that is beginning to affect wildlife in the US.
Animals that were formerly self-sufficient are now showing signs of belonging to the Democrat Party. They have apparently learned to simply sit and wait for the government to provide for their care and sustenance.
I thee wed
Thursday, September 4th, 2008“Give to me your big banana,” she vowed.
And, we shall live happily ever until death do us part.
Read more about the Chinese wedding
Is it working?
Wednesday, July 30th, 2008They said that all I had to do was give you puppy dog eyes and then you’d let me follow you home and that you’d keep me forever and ever and ever.
“I’ll hug you and kiss you and squeeze you and call you George.”
North American Indigenous Peoples: Dynamics and Values
Monday, June 23rd, 2008Long ago, the wise old chiefs and the wise old women taught the children how to grow up and to love one another. All the land belonged to all the people and all the children felt that every man or woman was a father or a mother. So there was no hurt child wandering alone [...]
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