Barbie at age 50
Wednesday, April 15th, 2009Let’s keep it real, Girlfriend.
Granny sez, Happy New Year, everyone!
Wednesday, December 31st, 2008 Humorscopes – December 31, 2008
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Secret society day, today. Don’t join — no matter how much you like the secret handshake. Also, good day to swear off pickles.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
You will invent a new type of bath toy today. It will bring you fame and fortune, although [...]
Keep the wave going
Tuesday, December 23rd, 2008Christmas Cookie Rules
1. If you eat a Christmas cookie fresh out of the oven, it has no calories because everyone knows that the first cookie is the test and thus calorie free.
2. If you drink a diet soda after eating your second cookie, it also has no calories because the diet soda cancels out the [...]
Change: A Disturbing Scene
Tuesday, September 9th, 2008The photo below captures a disturbing trend that is beginning to affect wildlife in the US.
Animals that were formerly self-sufficient are now showing signs of belonging to the Democrat Party. They have apparently learned to simply sit and wait for the government to provide for their care and sustenance.
I thee wed
Thursday, September 4th, 2008“Give to me your big banana,” she vowed.
And, we shall live happily ever until death do us part.
Read more about the Chinese wedding
Once upon a time…
Saturday, August 30th, 2008There once was a young person named Little Red Riding Hood who lived on the edge of a large forest full of endangered owls and rare plants that would probably provide a cure for cancer if only someone took the time to study them.Red Riding Hood lived with a nurture giver whom she sometimes [...]
Is it working?
Wednesday, July 30th, 2008They said that all I had to do was give you puppy dog eyes and then you’d let me follow you home and that you’d keep me forever and ever and ever.
“I’ll hug you and kiss you and squeeze you and call you George.”
Life in the Fastlane
Monday, April 28th, 2008During the early 70s, I ran into an old gal pal I used to hang out with in my late teens. Actually, I didn’t just run into her casually. I had learned that she needed help and if anyone could do it, it would be me, she said. She had been involved in a [...]
Dancing together? No Way!
Sunday, April 27th, 2008A modern Orthodox Jewish couple, preparing for a religious wedding, meets the rabbi who is supposed to perform the ceremony. The rabbi asks if they have any last questions before they leave.
The man asks, “Rabbi, we realize it’s tradition for men to dance with men, and women to dance with women. But, we’d like your [...]
But do they know how to spell sandwich?
Saturday, April 26th, 2008While searching for some background on my paternal roots, the family tree leads to Marie Antoinette and I’m not sure how I feel about that. My paternal grandmother, her sister, her brothers, and cousins were sent to America by their great grandmother’s finances and she must have had some sort of money backing her. She [...]
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