Online dating advice
Wednesday, February 17th, 2010Rule #1 – Always ask for more than one photo.
Photo #1
Photo #2
Any questions?
How to cook Deere
Sunday, January 24th, 2010Here are some instructions on how to properly cook a Deere. Start with a nice flame. If you need further instructions, refer to photos below.
As you can see in the photo below, the deere is thoroughly cooked. This was a $250,000.00 Deere!
A Holiday reminder for our friends
Monday, December 21st, 2009For this festive season, try hard to remember that:
Alcohol does not make you FAT, it makes you LEAN against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people.
Decisions. Decisions. Decisions.
Sunday, November 22nd, 2009It’s always hard to tell whether to come or whether to go.
Go green this holiday season
Wednesday, November 18th, 2009Your electric bill will love you oodles and bunches. Besides, who cares what the neighbors think?
The Potty Affair
Tuesday, September 1st, 2009A three year old boy is sitting on the toilet. He had been in there for a lengthy time, his mother thought so she goes in to check on him to see if he’s okay. She found him sitting on the toilet with a book on his lap. Mom determined that he [...]
When does school start?
Wednesday, August 12th, 2009The kids were bored today during lunch, I think. See what I found left behind on the table.
The kids did great in Anatomy and Physiology, I see, although I also see that it must be time for school to start again. I’m certainly ready and so are the kids. They need something more challenging to [...]
Mermaid, Whale, or Smart Arse?
Thursday, July 16th, 2009Recently in large French city, a poster featuring a young, thin, and tanned woman appeared in the window of a gym. The poster read:
THIS SUMMER DO YOU WANT TO BE A MERMAID OR A WHALE?
A middle aged woman, whose physical characteristics did not match those of the woman on the poster, responded publicly to [...]
For the Real Man in your life
Tuesday, May 26th, 2009Because he’s the man!
Breaking News: Celebrity Swine Flu Fatality
Monday, May 11th, 2009We know who gave it to him, don’t we?
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