For the Real Man in your life
Tuesday, May 26th, 2009Because he’s the man!
Breaking News: Celebrity Swine Flu Fatality
Monday, May 11th, 2009We know who gave it to him, don’t we?
Barbie at age 50
Wednesday, April 15th, 2009Let’s keep it real, Girlfriend.
Gramps is still with us.
Sunday, March 15th, 2009He wouldn’t leave the nurses alone until they took a picture of him and sent it to us. We understand that the Director of Nursing isn’t very happy but she’ll get over it, I hope.
Granny sez, Happy New Year, everyone!
Wednesday, December 31st, 2008 Humorscopes – December 31, 2008
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Secret society day, today. Don’t join — no matter how much you like the secret handshake. Also, good day to swear off pickles.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
You will invent a new type of bath toy today. It will bring you fame and fortune, although [...]
Keep the wave going
Tuesday, December 23rd, 2008Christmas Cookie Rules
1. If you eat a Christmas cookie fresh out of the oven, it has no calories because everyone knows that the first cookie is the test and thus calorie free.
2. If you drink a diet soda after eating your second cookie, it also has no calories because the diet soda cancels out the [...]
My Lucky Hat
Monday, November 3rd, 2008My considerate, loving husband invited me to go hunting with him, and being the generous, thoughtful man that he is, he even gave me an ‘opening day’ present. I’m so lucky to be married to him. I never thought I’d find a husband so unselfish and willing to share his ‘guy time.’
A Faery Tale
Thursday, October 30th, 2008One day, a long, long time ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag, or bitch.
That, too, was a long long time ago and it was just for that one day.
The End
Pass it over to me…
Thursday, October 30th, 2008Wow, dude… I went through your bag, man, and I found this little bag of green stuff. So I like totally ate it.
Awesome. Got any munchies? I can’t feel my tongue, like, bow wow de wow wow!
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