The Potty Affair
Tuesday, September 1st, 2009A three year old boy is sitting on the toilet. He had been in there for a lengthy time, his mother thought so she goes in to check on him to see if he’s okay. She found him sitting on the toilet with a book on his lap. Mom determined that he [...]
When does school start?
Wednesday, August 12th, 2009The kids were bored today during lunch, I think. See what I found left behind on the table.
The kids did great in Anatomy and Physiology, I see, although I also see that it must be time for school to start again. I’m certainly ready and so are the kids. They need something more challenging to [...]
Being honest and upfront in a relationship is one thing
Wednesday, June 24th, 2009…but this is a bit dramatic and totally unnecessary, wouldn’t you say?
Poor Rob.
Never judge a fellow by his looks
Monday, June 22nd, 2009It’s what’s inside his diaper that counts.
Gotcha!
Saturday, June 20th, 2009Will this behavior become a favorite past time or a way of life when they grow up, Doctor, or is this just one of those childhood development things?
You’ve really got a hold on me.
I don’t want to hear it, son
Friday, May 22nd, 2009How many times have I warned you to stay out of my personal space unless I have invited you? Now go tell your mother and get cleaned up!
Always check your child’s homework
Saturday, January 10th, 2009The child’s mother is employed at Home Depot. In his mind’s eye, he draws her at work and that she’s selling shovels to Home Depot’s customers.
His teacher’s interpretation was completely different. She thought his mother was a pole dancer.
Recent Comments