Screwed up again
Sunday, March 14th, 2010Now what?
How to cook Deere
Sunday, January 24th, 2010Here are some instructions on how to properly cook a Deere. Start with a nice flame. If you need further instructions, refer to photos below. As you can see in the photo below, the deere is thoroughly cooked. This was a $250,000.00 Deere!
It’s not only a wonderful time of the year
Sunday, December 20th, 2009It’s also a frustrating time of year. At least it is for Mr. Snowman.
Decisions. Decisions. Decisions.
Sunday, November 22nd, 2009It’s always hard to tell whether to come or whether to go.
The Potty Affair
Tuesday, September 1st, 2009A three year old boy is sitting on the toilet. He had been in there for a lengthy time, his mother thought so she goes in to check on him to see if he’s okay. She found him sitting on the toilet with a book on his lap. Mom determined that he seemed okay except [...]
Nerves of steel
Sunday, August 16th, 2009Life doesn’t provide dress rehearsals, most of us know. Yet, look how well this pilot managed to perform after a slight problem with his right wing developed. And for those of you who don’t use Firefox, you can view the same video here.
When to lie about your age
Monday, August 10th, 2009“Gee, you don’t look that old. You’re really well preserved.” How many times have you heard that old saw? And exactly what does it mean? Is it, “Ninety-five? You don’t look a day over 94.” Or “Sixty? If it weren’t for your (Choose one) wrinkles — age spots — bald spot — gray hair — [...]
Through it all
Tuesday, August 4th, 2009Another year has passed and we’re a little older. Last summer felt hotter and winter seemed colder. When I look for for happy thoughts to write in my journal, many things come to mind that leaves me also very sad. There was a time just not that long ago when life was a continuous blast. [...]
Veet Hair Removal
Tuesday, July 21st, 2009In case you you didn’t notice you have to look at this woman’s bikini line. It was ingenious how they used the hair of the two ladies posing in the background.
It’s a Safety Issue
Friday, July 3rd, 2009This is how to safely hold on when the train is in motion in order to avoid falling during an emergency stop. You are aware that the older gent standing near the door is my point of reference, am I correct? If so then, Tell Me Something Good.
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