W.H.O. called it
Thursday, June 11th, 2009If you should wake up and notice that you don’t feel like your normal self, check the mirror while you grab the thermometer.
If you look like this, do not go to work. Your fellow associates will greatly appreciate it as will the World Health Organization. It has officially declared Swine Flu a pandemic.
Breaking News: Celebrity Swine Flu Fatality
Monday, May 11th, 2009We know who gave it to him, don’t we?
Granny sez, Happy New Year, everyone!
Wednesday, December 31st, 2008 Humorscopes – December 31, 2008
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Secret society day, today. Don’t join — no matter how much you like the secret handshake. Also, good day to swear off pickles.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
You will invent a new type of bath toy today. It will bring you fame and fortune, although [...]
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