As a parent, I often wonder if I taught my son & daughters everything they needed know about survival and how to lead a safe and sane life. Moms, Dads, you know the drill. Don’t run with a knife or sharp object in your hand; don’t stick beans in your nose, don’t lick a frozen piece of metal, etc.
I might have missed this particular piece of advice, however. If my son or daughters ever tried this idiotic stunt, I would have rightfully concluded that they are too stupid to make it in life. So, for the sake of posterity, let me share with you a bit of insight.
Never—Never—Ever, use the crack of your ass as a launchpad for any form of fireworks with the intention of launching it.
I REPEAT! NEVER—NEVER—EVER, use the crack of your ass as a launchpad for any form of fireworks with the full intention of igniting it.
I REPEAT!
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