Electronically Brighter

Now what?

This here is what you get when you mix your Deere with a whole lot of beer and a whole lot of time.

Do our butts look too big?

Rule #1 – Always ask for more than one photo.

Photo #1

Photo #2

Any questions?

Here are some instructions on how to properly cook a Deere. Start with a nice flame. If you need further instructions, refer to photos below.

As you can see in the photo below, the deere is thoroughly cooked.  This was a $250,000.00 Deere!

Any questions?

For this festive season, try hard to remember that:

Alcohol does not make you FAT, it makes you LEAN against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people.

Git ‘er done.

It’s also a frustrating time of year. At least it is for Mr. Snowman.

For your personal health, safety, and welfare, never under estimate the power of a MOTHER!

Look at the dog’s face. He must be thinking, did I just get my *ss kicked by a squirrel?!

Read the full story here [DailyMail.co.uk]