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A Holiday reminder for our friends

Monday, December 21st, 2009

For this festive season, try hard to remember that:
Alcohol does not make you FAT, it makes you LEAN against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people.

Go green this holiday season

Wednesday, November 18th, 2009

Your electric bill will love you oodles and bunches. Besides, who cares what the neighbors think?

Mardi Gras 2009

Friday, March 6th, 2009

Have you ever considered why human females are the only species that don’t have 4 sets of nipples?  Think really hard.

Keep the wave going

Tuesday, December 23rd, 2008

Christmas Cookie Rules
1. If you eat a Christmas cookie fresh out of the oven, it has no calories because everyone knows that the first cookie is the test and thus calorie free.
2. If you drink a diet soda after eating your second cookie, it also has no calories because the diet soda cancels out the [...]



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