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Next Entries »Ikea’s automotive solution
Sunday, February 15th, 2009It announced that it will now be selling cars—Factory to you. We’re in deep shit.
Have an electrical problem?
Sunday, February 15th, 2009This story came to us from Tuscon Electric. It had received a call from one of its residential accounts. Tuscon Electric warns all consumers to first look for an opening in the breaker box before opening it. The reason being is that there might be an unknown something housed in the electrical box. This comes [...]
Stupid is as stupid does
Wednesday, January 28th, 2009As a parent, I often wonder if I taught my son & daughters everything they needed know about survival and how to lead a safe and sane life. Moms, Dads, you know the drill. Don’t run with a knife or sharp object in your hand; don’t stick beans in your nose, don’t lick a frozen [...]
Customer service, how may I help you?
Wednesday, January 21st, 2009Caller: Hi, our printer is not working. Customer Service: What is wrong with it? Caller: Mouse is jammed. Customer Service: Mouse? And how it is related to your printer? Caller: Mmmm… Wait, a sec. Let me send you a picture.
Always check your child’s homework
Saturday, January 10th, 2009The child’s mother is employed at Home Depot. In his mind’s eye, he draws her at work and that she’s selling shovels to Home Depot’s customers. His teacher’s interpretation was completely different. She thought his mother was a pole dancer.
C-h-a-n-g-e
Friday, January 9th, 2009That Obama dude keeps talking about CHANGE. Well, let me tell you about change. I’ve been through ‘the change’ and trust me, nobody will voluntarily want to go there.
Ain’t it the truth?
Wednesday, November 26th, 2008Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (made in Japan) for 6am. While his (made in China) coffee pot was perking, he shaved using his (made in Hong Kong) electric razor. He decided to wear a dress shirt (made in Sri Lanka), designer jeans (made in Singapore) and tennis shoes (made [...]
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