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Wednesday, August 12th, 2009The kids were bored today during lunch, I think. See what I found left behind on the table. The kids did great in Anatomy and Physiology, I see, although I also see that it must be time for school to start again. I’m certainly ready and so are the kids. They need something more challenging [...]
When to lie about your age
Monday, August 10th, 2009“Gee, you don’t look that old. You’re really well preserved.” How many times have you heard that old saw? And exactly what does it mean? Is it, “Ninety-five? You don’t look a day over 94.” Or “Sixty? If it weren’t for your (Choose one) wrinkles — age spots — bald spot — gray hair — [...]
Through it all
Tuesday, August 4th, 2009Another year has passed and we’re a little older. Last summer felt hotter and winter seemed colder. When I look for for happy thoughts to write in my journal, many things come to mind that leaves me also very sad. There was a time just not that long ago when life was a continuous blast. [...]
Being honest and upfront in a relationship is one thing
Wednesday, June 24th, 2009…but this is a bit dramatic and totally unnecessary, wouldn’t you say? Poor Rob.
For the Real Man in your life
Tuesday, May 26th, 2009Because he’s the man!
Finally, we definitely know the answer!
Friday, March 6th, 2009The answer to the question we have heard for many years is now confirmed. The answer is a resounding “Yes!” I feel better now, don’t you?
Mardi Gras 2009
Friday, March 6th, 2009Have you ever considered why human females are the only species that don’t have 4 sets of nipples? Think really hard.
The financial crisis explained in simple terms
Friday, March 6th, 2009Heidi is the proprietor of a bar in Berlin. In order to increase sales, she decides to allow her loyal customers – most of whom are unemployed alcoholics – to drink now but pay later. She keeps track of the drinks consumed on a ledger (thereby granting the customers loans). Word gets around and as [...]
Tips for Success
Saturday, February 21st, 2009First of all, nothing is impossible Aim for higher heights Stay away from trouble Stay focused Rely on friends who have your back Save for rainy days Always smile when the boss is around While walking passed the elephants my friend suddenly stopped and clearly confused that these huge creatures were being held by only [...]
Gentlemen, be warned
Monday, February 16th, 2009When your husband or boyfriend does something that makes you angry? Do yourself a favor. Don’t give into the temptation to argue, fuss and fight. Take a deep cleansing breathe, count to ten and remain calm. Once he heads off to bed, Super-Glue his favorite flip flops to the floor. Easy Peazy…
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