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Thursday, October 22nd, 2009Obama has just won the Heisman Trophy. He watched a football game.
The word is out that Obama just won the Stanley Cup.
As Obama was drove to pick up his Nobel Peace Prize, he won the NASCAR Sprint Cup.
Obama threw 984 touchdowns and rushed for 3.8 brazilian yards. In his efforts, the Kenyan Water Buffaloes goes [...]
A new world’s record!
Wednesday, October 14th, 2009Did you know that a new world record has been set for the HIGH JUMP and from a KNEELING position? The record (1.73 metres) was set on a beach near Montpellier in Southern France.
Taken just a split second before the jump, the photo below provides a reasonably clear idea of how this remarkable feat was [...]
Repeat after me…
Saturday, September 26th, 2009Today I will not complain about my job. I will not whine nor will I express my personal disdain to my associates, affiliates or to my supervisor regarding my job. Today, I will be thankful for every irritation, distraction, and challenge.
Today I realize that I am one lucky grunt compared to what this fella [...]
What’s wrong with this picture?
Thursday, September 10th, 2009Run stop light= $100.00
Nailed for DUI= $350.00
No seat belt= $150.00
Add favorite photo to fake Driver’s License= PRICELESS
Nerves of steel
Sunday, August 16th, 2009Life doesn’t provide dress rehearsals, most of us know. Yet, look how well this pilot managed to perform after a slight problem with his right wing developed. And for those of you who don’t use Firefox, you can view the same video here.
When does school start?
Wednesday, August 12th, 2009The kids were bored today during lunch, I think. See what I found left behind on the table.
The kids did great in Anatomy and Physiology, I see, although I also see that it must be time for school to start again. I’m certainly ready and so are the kids. They need something more challenging to [...]
When to lie about your age
Monday, August 10th, 2009“Gee, you don’t look that old. You’re really well preserved.” How many times have you heard that old saw?
And exactly what does it mean? Is it, “Ninety-five? You don’t look a day over 94.”
Or “Sixty? If it weren’t for your (Choose one) wrinkles — age spots — bald spot — gray hair — loose teeth [...]
Through it all
Tuesday, August 4th, 2009Another year has passed and we’re a little older. Last summer felt hotter and winter seemed colder. When I look for for happy thoughts to write in my journal, many things come to mind that leaves me also very sad.
There was a time just not that long ago when life was a continuous blast. And [...]
Being honest and upfront in a relationship is one thing
Wednesday, June 24th, 2009…but this is a bit dramatic and totally unnecessary, wouldn’t you say?
Poor Rob.
For the Real Man in your life
Tuesday, May 26th, 2009Because he’s the man!
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