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Friday, March 5th, 2010This here is what you get when you mix your Deere with a whole lot of beer and a whole lot of time.
How to cook Deere
Sunday, January 24th, 2010Here are some instructions on how to properly cook a Deere. Start with a nice flame. If you need further instructions, refer to photos below. As you can see in the photo below, the deere is thoroughly cooked. This was a $250,000.00 Deere!
Don’t mess with Mama’s kid!
Thursday, November 26th, 2009For your personal health, safety, and welfare, never under estimate the power of a MOTHER! Look at the dog’s face. He must be thinking, did I just get my *ss kicked by a squirrel?! Read the full story here [DailyMail.co.uk]
Decisions. Decisions. Decisions.
Sunday, November 22nd, 2009It’s always hard to tell whether to come or whether to go.
Breaking News: A Clean Sweep for Obama
Thursday, October 22nd, 2009Obama has just won the Heisman Trophy. He watched a football game. The word is out that Obama just won the Stanley Cup. As Obama was drove to pick up his Nobel Peace Prize, he won the NASCAR Sprint Cup. Obama threw 984 touchdowns and rushed for 3.8 brazilian yards. In his efforts, the Kenyan [...]
A new world’s record!
Wednesday, October 14th, 2009Did you know that a new world record has been set for the HIGH JUMP and from a KNEELING position? The record (1.73 metres) was set on a beach near Montpellier in Southern France. Taken just a split second before the jump, the photo below provides a reasonably clear idea of how this remarkable feat [...]
Repeat after me…
Saturday, September 26th, 2009Today I will not complain about my job. I will not whine nor will I express my personal disdain to my associates, affiliates or to my supervisor regarding my job. Today, I will be thankful for every irritation, distraction, and challenge. Today I realize that I am one lucky grunt compared to what this fella [...]
What’s wrong with this picture?
Thursday, September 10th, 2009Run stop light= $100.00 Nailed for DUI= $350.00 No seat belt= $150.00 Add favorite photo to fake Driver’s License= PRICELESS
Nerves of steel
Sunday, August 16th, 2009Life doesn’t provide dress rehearsals, most of us know. Yet, look how well this pilot managed to perform after a slight problem with his right wing developed. And for those of you who don’t use Firefox, you can view the same video here.
When does school start?
Wednesday, August 12th, 2009The kids were bored today during lunch, I think. See what I found left behind on the table. The kids did great in Anatomy and Physiology, I see, although I also see that it must be time for school to start again. I’m certainly ready and so are the kids. They need something more challenging [...]
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