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Breeding Bulls
Sunday, November 1st, 2009My wife and I went to the Balmoral Show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs then smiled and [...]
When to lie about your age
Monday, August 10th, 2009“Gee, you don’t look that old. You’re really well preserved.” How many times have you heard that old saw? And exactly what does it mean? Is it, “Ninety-five? You don’t look a day over 94.” Or “Sixty? If it weren’t for your (Choose one) wrinkles — age spots — bald spot — gray hair — [...]
Through it all
Tuesday, August 4th, 2009Another year has passed and we’re a little older. Last summer felt hotter and winter seemed colder. When I look for for happy thoughts to write in my journal, many things come to mind that leaves me also very sad. There was a time just not that long ago when life was a continuous blast. [...]
Mermaid, Whale, or Smart Arse?
Thursday, July 16th, 2009Recently in large French city, a poster featuring a young, thin, and tanned woman appeared in the window of a gym. The poster read: THIS SUMMER DO YOU WANT TO BE A MERMAID OR A WHALE? A middle aged woman, whose physical characteristics did not match those of the woman on the poster, responded publicly [...]
It’s a Safety Issue
Friday, July 3rd, 2009This is how to safely hold on when the train is in motion in order to avoid falling during an emergency stop. You are aware that the older gent standing near the door is my point of reference, am I correct? If so then, Tell Me Something Good.
How not to serve beer
Saturday, June 13th, 2009Beer served this way gives a whole new meaning to the common phrase of getting pissed including the full version of ‘My Ding-a-ling.’‘
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