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Friday, January 9th, 2009That Obama dude keeps talking about CHANGE. Well, let me tell you about change. I’ve been through ‘the change’ and trust me, nobody will voluntarily want to go there.
News Flash
Thursday, January 8th, 2009San Joaquin Valley, California A hiker from Sacramento was hospitalized last week with serious injuries. Emergency room doctors discovered 107 splinters lodged in his penis. Other hikers in the area insisted that they have no idea as to what led up to the incident. He was found unconscious under this tree.
Granny sez, Happy New Year, everyone!
Wednesday, December 31st, 2008Humorscopes – December 31, 2008 Aries (March 21 – April 19) Secret society day, today. Don’t join — no matter how much you like the secret handshake. Also, good day to swear off pickles. Taurus (April 20 – May 20) You will invent a new type of bath toy today. It will bring you fame [...]
Ain’t it the truth?
Wednesday, November 26th, 2008Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (made in Japan) for 6am. While his (made in China) coffee pot was perking, he shaved using his (made in Hong Kong) electric razor. He decided to wear a dress shirt (made in Sri Lanka), designer jeans (made in Singapore) and tennis shoes (made [...]
Change: A Disturbing Scene
Tuesday, September 9th, 2008The photo below captures a disturbing trend that is beginning to affect wildlife in the US. Animals that were formerly self-sufficient are now showing signs of belonging to the Democrat Party. They have apparently learned to simply sit and wait for the government to provide for their care and sustenance.
I thee wed
Thursday, September 4th, 2008“Give to me your big banana,” she vowed. And, we shall live happily ever until death do us part. Read more about the Chinese wedding
Once upon a time…
Saturday, August 30th, 2008There once was a young person named Little Red Riding Hood who lived on the edge of a large forest full of endangered owls and rare plants that would probably provide a cure for cancer if only someone took the time to study them.Red Riding Hood lived with a nurture giver whom she sometimes referred [...]
Is it working?
Wednesday, July 30th, 2008They said that all I had to do was give you puppy dog eyes and then you’d let me follow you home and that you’d keep me forever and ever and ever. “I’ll hug you and kiss you and squeeze you and call you George.”
Life in the Fastlane
Monday, April 28th, 2008During the early 70s, I ran into an old gal pal I used to hang out with in my late teens. Actually, I didn’t just run into her casually. I had learned that she needed help and if anyone could do it, it would be me, she said. She had been involved in a very [...]
But do they know how to spell sandwich?
Saturday, April 26th, 2008While searching for some background on my paternal roots, the family tree leads to Marie Antoinette and I’m not sure how I feel about that. My paternal grandmother, her sister, her brothers, and cousins were sent to America by their great grandmother’s finances and she must have had some sort of money backing her. She [...]
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