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Wednesday, April 15th, 2009Let’s keep it real, Girlfriend.
Grab yours today!
Tuesday, March 24th, 2009In honor of the mother of the octuplets, Denny’s is offering a new breakfast meal: The Octo-Slam
You get fourteen eggs, no sausage, and the guy next to you has to pay the bill.
Warmest spot ever!
Monday, March 9th, 2009Once a mom, always a mom.
Thank you, Moms!
Finally, we definitely know the answer!
Friday, March 6th, 2009The answer to the question we have heard for many years is now confirmed. The answer is a resounding “Yes!”
I feel better now, don’t you?
Mardi Gras 2009
Friday, March 6th, 2009Have you ever considered why human females are the only species that don’t have 4 sets of nipples? Think really hard.
The financial crisis explained in simple terms
Friday, March 6th, 2009Heidi is the proprietor of a bar in Berlin. In order to increase sales, she decides to allow her loyal customers – most of whom are unemployed alcoholics – to drink now but pay later. She keeps track of the drinks consumed on a ledger (thereby granting the customers loans).
Word gets around and as a [...]
Tips for Success
Saturday, February 21st, 2009First of all, nothing is impossible
Aim for higher heights
Stay away from trouble
Stay focused
Rely on friends who have your back
Save for rainy days
Always smile when the boss is around
While walking passed the elephants my friend suddenly stopped and clearly confused that these huge creatures were being held by only a small rope tied to their front [...]
Gentlemen, be warned
Monday, February 16th, 2009When your husband or boyfriend does something that makes you angry? Do yourself a favor. Don’t give into the temptation to argue, fuss and fight. Take a deep cleansing breathe, count to ten and remain calm. Once he heads off to bed, Super-Glue his favorite flip flops to the floor.
Easy Peazy…
Ikea’s automotive solution
Sunday, February 15th, 2009It announced that it will now be selling cars—Factory to you.
We’re in deep shit.
Have an electrical problem?
Sunday, February 15th, 2009This story came to us from Tuscon Electric. It had received a call from one of its residential accounts. Tuscon Electric warns all consumers to first look for an opening in the breaker box before opening it. The reason being is that there might be an unknown something housed in the electrical box. This comes [...]
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