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Thursday, June 11th, 2009If you should wake up and notice that you don’t feel like your normal self, check the mirror while you grab the thermometer. If you look like this, do not go to work. Your fellow associates will greatly appreciate it as will the World Health Organization. It has officially declared Swine Flu a pandemic.
Looking for employment? We’re hiring!
Wednesday, June 10th, 2009Give us a call.
I don’t want to hear it, son
Friday, May 22nd, 2009How many times have I warned you to stay out of my personal space unless I have invited you? Now go tell your mother and get cleaned up!
Bad timing
Monday, May 18th, 2009Sometimes you just have to punt.
Breaking News: Celebrity Swine Flu Fatality
Monday, May 11th, 2009We know who gave it to him, don’t we?
Barbie at age 50
Wednesday, April 15th, 2009Let’s keep it real, Girlfriend.
Grab yours today!
Tuesday, March 24th, 2009In honor of the mother of the octuplets, Denny’s is offering a new breakfast meal: The Octo-Slam You get fourteen eggs, no sausage, and the guy next to you has to pay the bill.
Warmest spot ever!
Monday, March 9th, 2009Once a mom, always a mom. Thank you, Moms!
Finally, we definitely know the answer!
Friday, March 6th, 2009The answer to the question we have heard for many years is now confirmed. The answer is a resounding “Yes!” I feel better now, don’t you?
Mardi Gras 2009
Friday, March 6th, 2009Have you ever considered why human females are the only species that don’t have 4 sets of nipples? Think really hard.
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