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Monday, August 10th, 2009“Gee, you don’t look that old. You’re really well preserved.” How many times have you heard that old saw?
And exactly what does it mean? Is it, “Ninety-five? You don’t look a day over 94.”
Or “Sixty? If it weren’t for your (Choose one) wrinkles — age spots — bald spot — gray hair — loose teeth [...]
Through it all
Tuesday, August 4th, 2009Another year has passed and we’re a little older. Last summer felt hotter and winter seemed colder. When I look for for happy thoughts to write in my journal, many things come to mind that leaves me also very sad.
There was a time just not that long ago when life was a continuous blast. And [...]
Veet Hair Removal
Tuesday, July 21st, 2009In case you you didn’t notice you have to look at this woman’s bikini line. It was ingenious how they used the hair of the two ladies posing in the background.
Mermaid, Whale, or Smart Arse?
Thursday, July 16th, 2009Recently in large French city, a poster featuring a young, thin, and tanned woman appeared in the window of a gym. The poster read:
THIS SUMMER DO YOU WANT TO BE A MERMAID OR A WHALE?
A middle aged woman, whose physical characteristics did not match those of the woman on the poster, responded publicly to [...]
Being honest and upfront in a relationship is one thing
Wednesday, June 24th, 2009…but this is a bit dramatic and totally unnecessary, wouldn’t you say?
Poor Rob.
Never judge a fellow by his looks
Monday, June 22nd, 2009It’s what’s inside his diaper that counts.
Gotcha!
Saturday, June 20th, 2009Will this behavior become a favorite past time or a way of life when they grow up, Doctor, or is this just one of those childhood development things?
You’ve really got a hold on me.
Let’s get down to basics
Thursday, June 18th, 2009Could these possibly be coincidental, intentional, rational or irrational?
How not to serve beer
Saturday, June 13th, 2009Beer served this way gives a whole new meaning to the common phrase of getting pissed including the full version of ‘My Ding-a-ling.’‘
W.H.O. called it
Thursday, June 11th, 2009If you should wake up and notice that you don’t feel like your normal self, check the mirror while you grab the thermometer.
If you look like this, do not go to work. Your fellow associates will greatly appreciate it as will the World Health Organization. It has officially declared Swine Flu a pandemic.
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