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Saturday, September 26th, 2009Today I will not complain about my job. I will not whine nor will I express my personal disdain to my associates, affiliates or to my supervisor regarding my job. Today, I will be thankful for every irritation, distraction, and challenge.
Today I realize that I am one lucky grunt compared to what this fella [...]
What’s wrong with this picture?
Thursday, September 10th, 2009Run stop light= $100.00
Nailed for DUI= $350.00
No seat belt= $150.00
Add favorite photo to fake Driver’s License= PRICELESS
The Potty Affair
Tuesday, September 1st, 2009A three year old boy is sitting on the toilet. He had been in there for a lengthy time, his mother thought so she goes in to check on him to see if he’s okay. She found him sitting on the toilet with a book on his lap. Mom determined that he [...]
Nerves of steel
Sunday, August 16th, 2009Life doesn’t provide dress rehearsals, most of us know. Yet, look how well this pilot managed to perform after a slight problem with his right wing developed. And for those of you who don’t use Firefox, you can view the same video here.
When does school start?
Wednesday, August 12th, 2009The kids were bored today during lunch, I think. See what I found left behind on the table.
The kids did great in Anatomy and Physiology, I see, although I also see that it must be time for school to start again. I’m certainly ready and so are the kids. They need something more challenging to [...]
When to lie about your age
Monday, August 10th, 2009“Gee, you don’t look that old. You’re really well preserved.” How many times have you heard that old saw?
And exactly what does it mean? Is it, “Ninety-five? You don’t look a day over 94.”
Or “Sixty? If it weren’t for your (Choose one) wrinkles — age spots — bald spot — gray hair — loose teeth [...]
Through it all
Tuesday, August 4th, 2009Another year has passed and we’re a little older. Last summer felt hotter and winter seemed colder. When I look for for happy thoughts to write in my journal, many things come to mind that leaves me also very sad.
There was a time just not that long ago when life was a continuous blast. And [...]
Veet Hair Removal
Tuesday, July 21st, 2009In case you you didn’t notice you have to look at this woman’s bikini line. It was ingenious how they used the hair of the two ladies posing in the background.
Mermaid, Whale, or Smart Arse?
Thursday, July 16th, 2009Recently in large French city, a poster featuring a young, thin, and tanned woman appeared in the window of a gym. The poster read:
THIS SUMMER DO YOU WANT TO BE A MERMAID OR A WHALE?
A middle aged woman, whose physical characteristics did not match those of the woman on the poster, responded publicly to [...]
Being honest and upfront in a relationship is one thing
Wednesday, June 24th, 2009…but this is a bit dramatic and totally unnecessary, wouldn’t you say?
Poor Rob.
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