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Friday, March 6th, 2009Have you ever considered why human females are the only species that don’t have 4 sets of nipples? Think really hard.
The financial crisis explained in simple terms
Friday, March 6th, 2009Heidi is the proprietor of a bar in Berlin. In order to increase sales, she decides to allow her loyal customers – most of whom are unemployed alcoholics – to drink now but pay later. She keeps track of the drinks consumed on a ledger (thereby granting the customers loans).
Word gets around and as a [...]
Tips for Success
Saturday, February 21st, 2009First of all, nothing is impossible
Aim for higher heights
Stay away from trouble
Stay focused
Rely on friends who have your back
Save for rainy days
Always smile when the boss is around
While walking passed the elephants my friend suddenly stopped and clearly confused that these huge creatures were being held by only a small rope tied to their front [...]
Gentlemen, be warned
Monday, February 16th, 2009When your husband or boyfriend does something that makes you angry? Do yourself a favor. Don’t give into the temptation to argue, fuss and fight. Take a deep cleansing breathe, count to ten and remain calm. Once he heads off to bed, Super-Glue his favorite flip flops to the floor.
Easy Peazy…
Ikea’s automotive solution
Sunday, February 15th, 2009It announced that it will now be selling cars—Factory to you.
We’re in deep shit.
Have an electrical problem?
Sunday, February 15th, 2009This story came to us from Tuscon Electric. It had received a call from one of its residential accounts. Tuscon Electric warns all consumers to first look for an opening in the breaker box before opening it. The reason being is that there might be an unknown something housed in the electrical box. This comes [...]
Why we quit taking Grandpa to Mardi Gras
Thursday, January 29th, 2009Can you see why?
Stupid is as stupid does
Wednesday, January 28th, 2009As a parent, I often wonder if I taught my son & daughters everything they needed know about survival and how to lead a safe and sane life. Moms, Dads, you know the drill. Don’t run with a knife or sharp object in your hand; don’t stick beans in your nose, don’t lick a frozen [...]
Customer service, how may I help you?
Wednesday, January 21st, 2009Caller: Hi, our printer is not working.
Customer Service: What is wrong with it?
Caller: Mouse is jammed.
Customer Service: Mouse? And how it is related to your printer?
Caller: Mmmm… Wait, a sec. Let me send you a picture.
The Movie Encyclopedia
Saturday, January 17th, 2009There are some things in life that one would never know if it weren’t for Hollywood. Without it, we would never know about these things:
** During all police investigations, it is necessary to visit a strip club at least once.
** When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.
** If being [...]
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