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Thursday, July 16th, 2009Recently in large French city, a poster featuring a young, thin, and tanned woman appeared in the window of a gym. The poster read: THIS SUMMER DO YOU WANT TO BE A MERMAID OR A WHALE? A middle aged woman, whose physical characteristics did not match those of the woman on the poster, responded publicly [...]
Being honest and upfront in a relationship is one thing
Wednesday, June 24th, 2009…but this is a bit dramatic and totally unnecessary, wouldn’t you say? Poor Rob.
Gotcha!
Saturday, June 20th, 2009Will this behavior become a favorite past time or a way of life when they grow up, Doctor, or is this just one of those childhood development things? You’ve really got a hold on me.
How not to serve beer
Saturday, June 13th, 2009Beer served this way gives a whole new meaning to the common phrase of getting pissed including the full version of ‘My Ding-a-ling.’‘
W.H.O. called it
Thursday, June 11th, 2009If you should wake up and notice that you don’t feel like your normal self, check the mirror while you grab the thermometer. If you look like this, do not go to work. Your fellow associates will greatly appreciate it as will the World Health Organization. It has officially declared Swine Flu a pandemic.
Looking for employment? We’re hiring!
Wednesday, June 10th, 2009Give us a call.
Bad timing
Monday, May 18th, 2009Sometimes you just have to punt.
Breaking News: Celebrity Swine Flu Fatality
Monday, May 11th, 2009We know who gave it to him, don’t we?
Barbie at age 50
Wednesday, April 15th, 2009Let’s keep it real, Girlfriend.
Grab yours today!
Tuesday, March 24th, 2009In honor of the mother of the octuplets, Denny’s is offering a new breakfast meal: The Octo-Slam You get fourteen eggs, no sausage, and the guy next to you has to pay the bill.
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