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Wednesday, November 26th, 2008Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (made in Japan) for 6am. While his (made in China) coffee pot was perking, he shaved using his (made in Hong Kong) electric razor. He decided to wear a dress shirt (made in Sri Lanka), designer jeans (made in Singapore) and tennis shoes (made [...]
My Lucky Hat
Monday, November 3rd, 2008My considerate, loving husband invited me to go hunting with him, and being the generous, thoughtful man that he is, he even gave me an ‘opening day’ present. I’m so lucky to be married to him. I never thought I’d find a husband so unselfish and willing to share his ‘guy time.’
A Faery Tale
Thursday, October 30th, 2008One day, a long, long time ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag, or bitch.
That, too, was a long long time ago and it was just for that one day.
The End
Pass it over to me…
Thursday, October 30th, 2008Wow, dude… I went through your bag, man, and I found this little bag of green stuff. So I like totally ate it.
Awesome. Got any munchies? I can’t feel my tongue, like, bow wow de wow wow!
Want change?
Monday, October 13th, 2008Financial News Update
Friday, September 26th, 2008Here is the new currency the US Treasury plans to print in order to pay for the $700B Wall Street bailout.
Coming soon to friendly US finance and loan institutions nationwide!
September 29th
UPDATE: Today’s attempt at the Bailout failed. House vote on the Bailout failed. It looks like the bailout bill will not pass the House. The [...]
Repeat after me
Friday, September 12th, 2008“I will not complain about my job. I will not whine nor will I express my personal disdain to my associates, affiliates or supervisor. Today, I will be thankful for every irritation, distraction, and challenge.”
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“Today, I am grateful.”
Change: A Disturbing Scene
Tuesday, September 9th, 2008The photo below captures a disturbing trend that is beginning to affect wildlife in the US.
Animals that were formerly self-sufficient are now showing signs of belonging to the Democrat Party. They have apparently learned to simply sit and wait for the government to provide for their care and sustenance.
I thee wed
Thursday, September 4th, 2008“Give to me your big banana,” she vowed.
And, we shall live happily ever until death do us part.
Read more about the Chinese wedding
Is your feline from outer space or involved in alien abductions?
Saturday, August 30th, 2008Have you ever suspected that your cat may be from another planet? Do you sometimes wake in the night to find your cat standing on top of you, peering into your face, as if poised to perform some diabolical extraterrestrial experiment? When you feed your cat, does he or she look up at you [...]
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