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« Previous EntriesGo green this holiday season
Wednesday, November 18th, 2009Your electric bill will love you oodles and bunches. Besides, who cares what the neighbors think?
Who’d eva a thunk it!
Thursday, November 12th, 2009Wow, de wow! wow! wow! wow!
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Legos: Who knew they had it in them?
Breeding Bulls
Sunday, November 1st, 2009My wife and I went to the Balmoral Show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,
THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR
My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs then smiled and said, ‘He [...]
Breaking News: A Clean Sweep for Obama
Thursday, October 22nd, 2009Obama has just won the Heisman Trophy. He watched a football game.
The word is out that Obama just won the Stanley Cup.
As Obama was drove to pick up his Nobel Peace Prize, he won the NASCAR Sprint Cup.
Obama threw 984 touchdowns and rushed for 3.8 brazilian yards. In his efforts, the Kenyan Water Buffaloes goes [...]
A new world’s record!
Wednesday, October 14th, 2009Did you know that a new world record has been set for the HIGH JUMP and from a KNEELING position? The record (1.73 metres) was set on a beach near Montpellier in Southern France.
Taken just a split second before the jump, the photo below provides a reasonably clear idea of how this remarkable feat was [...]
Repeat after me…
Saturday, September 26th, 2009Today I will not complain about my job. I will not whine nor will I express my personal disdain to my associates, affiliates or to my supervisor regarding my job. Today, I will be thankful for every irritation, distraction, and challenge.
Today I realize that I am one lucky grunt compared to what this fella [...]
What’s wrong with this picture?
Thursday, September 10th, 2009Run stop light= $100.00
Nailed for DUI= $350.00
No seat belt= $150.00
Add favorite photo to fake Driver’s License= PRICELESS
The Potty Affair
Tuesday, September 1st, 2009A three year old boy is sitting on the toilet. He had been in there for a lengthy time, his mother thought so she goes in to check on him to see if he’s okay. She found him sitting on the toilet with a book on his lap. Mom determined that he [...]
Nerves of steel
Sunday, August 16th, 2009Life doesn’t provide dress rehearsals, most of us know. Yet, look how well this pilot managed to perform after a slight problem with his right wing developed. And for those of you who don’t use Firefox, you can view the same video here.
When does school start?
Wednesday, August 12th, 2009The kids were bored today during lunch, I think. See what I found left behind on the table.
The kids did great in Anatomy and Physiology, I see, although I also see that it must be time for school to start again. I’m certainly ready and so are the kids. They need something more challenging to [...]
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