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Screwed up again

Sunday, March 14th, 2010

Now what?

John Deere Trike

Friday, March 5th, 2010

This here is what you get when you mix your Deere with a whole lot of beer and a whole lot of time.

Bitches Britches

Sunday, February 28th, 2010

Do our butts look too big?

Online dating advice

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010

Rule #1 – Always ask for more than one photo.
Photo #1

Photo #2

Any questions?

How to cook Deere

Sunday, January 24th, 2010

Here are some instructions on how to properly cook a Deere. Start with a nice flame. If you need further instructions, refer to photos below.

As you can see in the photo below, the deere is thoroughly cooked.  This was a $250,000.00 Deere!

Hurry!!!

Monday, December 21st, 2009

Git ‘er done.

Go green this holiday season

Wednesday, November 18th, 2009

Your electric bill will love you oodles and bunches. Besides, who cares what the neighbors think?

Who’d eva a thunk it!

Thursday, November 12th, 2009

Wow, de wow! wow! wow! wow!
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Legos: Who knew they had it in them?

Breeding Bulls

Sunday, November 1st, 2009

My  wife and I went to the Balmoral Show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,
THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR

My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs then smiled and said, ‘He [...]

Breaking News: A Clean Sweep for Obama

Thursday, October 22nd, 2009

Obama has just won the Heisman Trophy. He watched a football game.

The word is out that Obama just won the Stanley Cup.

As Obama was drove to pick up his Nobel Peace Prize, he won the NASCAR Sprint Cup.

Obama threw 984 touchdowns and rushed for 3.8 brazilian yards. In his efforts, the Kenyan Water Buffaloes goes [...]

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