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Tuesday, September 1st, 2009A three year old boy is sitting on the toilet. He had been in there for a lengthy time, his mother thought so she goes in to check on him to see if he’s okay. She found him sitting on the toilet with a book on his lap. Mom determined that he [...]
Mermaid, Whale, or Smart Arse?
Thursday, July 16th, 2009Recently in large French city, a poster featuring a young, thin, and tanned woman appeared in the window of a gym. The poster read:
THIS SUMMER DO YOU WANT TO BE A MERMAID OR A WHALE?
A middle aged woman, whose physical characteristics did not match those of the woman on the poster, responded publicly to [...]
It’s a Safety Issue
Friday, July 3rd, 2009This is how to safely hold on when the train is in motion in order to avoid falling during an emergency stop.
You are aware that the older gent standing near the door is my point of reference, am I correct? If so then, Tell Me Something Good.
In this house, Dad’s law stands
Sunday, June 21st, 2009And if you would like to live long enough to see the sunrise tomorrow, you will not disturb him. Enjoy him, yes. Disturb him, no.
Dad’s day is all day today.
Gotcha!
Saturday, June 20th, 2009Will this behavior become a favorite past time or a way of life when they grow up, Doctor, or is this just one of those childhood development things?
You’ve really got a hold on me.
Looking for employment? We’re hiring!
Wednesday, June 10th, 2009Give us a call.
Breaking News: Celebrity Swine Flu Fatality
Monday, May 11th, 2009We know who gave it to him, don’t we?
Warmest spot ever!
Monday, March 9th, 2009Once a mom, always a mom.
Thank you, Moms!
Mardi Gras 2009
Friday, March 6th, 2009Have you ever considered why human females are the only species that don’t have 4 sets of nipples? Think really hard.
Tips for Success
Saturday, February 21st, 2009First of all, nothing is impossible
Aim for higher heights
Stay away from trouble
Stay focused
Rely on friends who have your back
Save for rainy days
Always smile when the boss is around
While walking passed the elephants my friend suddenly stopped and clearly confused that these huge creatures were being held by only a small rope tied to their front [...]
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