Archive for January, 2009
Why we quit taking Grandpa to Mardi Gras
Thursday, January 29th, 2009Can you see why?
Stupid is as stupid does
Wednesday, January 28th, 2009As a parent, I often wonder if I taught my son & daughters everything they needed know about survival and how to lead a safe and sane life. Moms, Dads, you know the drill. Don’t run with a knife or sharp object in your hand; don’t stick beans in your nose, don’t lick a frozen [...]
Customer service, how may I help you?
Wednesday, January 21st, 2009Caller: Hi, our printer is not working.
Customer Service: What is wrong with it?
Caller: Mouse is jammed.
Customer Service: Mouse? And how it is related to your printer?
Caller: Mmmm… Wait, a sec. Let me send you a picture.
The Movie Encyclopedia
Saturday, January 17th, 2009There are some things in life that one would never know if it weren’t for Hollywood. Without it, we would never know about these things:
** During all police investigations, it is necessary to visit a strip club at least once.
** When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.
** If being [...]
Always check your child’s homework
Saturday, January 10th, 2009The child’s mother is employed at Home Depot. In his mind’s eye, he draws her at work and that she’s selling shovels to Home Depot’s customers.
His teacher’s interpretation was completely different. She thought his mother was a pole dancer.
C-h-a-n-g-e
Friday, January 9th, 2009That Obama dude keeps talking about CHANGE.
Well, let me tell you about change. I’ve been through ‘the change’ and trust me, nobody will voluntarily want to go there.
News Flash
Thursday, January 8th, 2009San Joaquin Valley, California
A hiker from Sacramento was hospitalized last week with serious injuries. Emergency room doctors discovered 107 splinters lodged in his penis.
Other hikers in the area insisted that they have no idea as to what led up to the incident.
He was found unconscious under this tree.
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