Archive for December, 2008
Granny sez, Happy New Year, everyone!
Wednesday, December 31st, 2008 Humorscopes – December 31, 2008
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Secret society day, today. Don’t join — no matter how much you like the secret handshake. Also, good day to swear off pickles.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
You will invent a new type of bath toy today. It will bring you fame and fortune, although [...]
Keep the wave going
Tuesday, December 23rd, 2008Christmas Cookie Rules
1. If you eat a Christmas cookie fresh out of the oven, it has no calories because everyone knows that the first cookie is the test and thus calorie free.
2. If you drink a diet soda after eating your second cookie, it also has no calories because the diet soda cancels out the [...]
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