How to cook Deere

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Here are some instructions on how to properly cook a Deere. Start with a nice flame. If you need further instructions, refer to photos below.

As you can see in the photo below, the deere is thoroughly cooked.  This was a $250,000.00 Deere!

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Ever wonder why raincoats are yellow?

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Any questions?

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A Holiday reminder for our friends

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For this festive season, try hard to remember that:

Alcohol does not make you FAT, it makes you LEAN against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people.

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Hurry!!!

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Git ‘er done.

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It’s not only a wonderful time of the year

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It’s also a frustrating time of year. At least it is for Mr. Snowman.

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Don’t mess with Mama’s kid!

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For your personal health, safety, and welfare, never under estimate the power of a MOTHER!

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Look at the dog’s face. He must be thinking, did I just get my *ss kicked by a squirrel?!

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Read the full story here [DailyMail.co.uk]

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Decisions. Decisions. Decisions.

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It’s always hard to tell whether to come or whether to go.

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Go green this holiday season

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Your electric bill will love you oodles and bunches. Besides, who cares what the neighbors think?

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Who’d eva a thunk it!

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Wow, de wow! wow! wow! wow!

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Legos: Who knew they had it in them?

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Breeding Bulls

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My  wife and I went to the Balmoral Show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,

THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR

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My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs then smiled and said, ‘He mated 50 times last year.’ We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,

THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR.

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My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, ‘WOW! That’s more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him.

We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters,

THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR.

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My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said, why that’s once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one.

I looked at her and said, Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow.

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My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.

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