Electronically Brighter

This is how to safely hold on when the train is in motion in order to avoid falling during an emergency stop.

You are aware that the older gent standing near the door is my point of reference,  am I correct? If so then, Tell Me Something Good.

We know who gave it to him, don’t we?

…but this is a bit dramatic and totally unnecessary, wouldn’t you say?

Poor Rob.

It’s what’s inside his diaper that counts.

And if you would like to live long enough to see the sunrise tomorrow, you will not disturb him. Enjoy him, yes. Disturb him, no.

Dad’s day is all day today.

Will this behavior become a favorite past time or a way of life when they grow up,  Doctor, or is this just one of those childhood development things?

You’ve really got a hold on me.

Could these possibly be coincidental, intentional, rational or irrational?

Beer served this way gives a whole new meaning to the common phrase of getting pissed including the full version of   ‘My Ding-a-ling.’‘

If you should wake up and notice that you don’t feel like your normal self, check the mirror while you grab the thermometer.

If you look like this, do not go to work.  Your fellow associates will greatly appreciate it as will the World Health Organization. It has officially declared  Swine Flu a pandemic.

Give us a call.

Because he’s the man!