Electronically Brighter

Here are some instructions on how to properly cook a Deere. Start with a nice flame. If you need further instructions, refer to photos below.

As you can see in the photo below, the deere is thoroughly cooked.  This was a $250,000.00 Deere!

Any questions?

For this festive season, try hard to remember that:

Alcohol does not make you FAT, it makes you LEAN against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people.

Git ‘er done.

It’s also a frustrating time of year. At least it is for Mr. Snowman.

For your personal health, safety, and welfare, never under estimate the power of a MOTHER!

Look at the dog’s face. He must be thinking, did I just get my *ss kicked by a squirrel?!

Read the full story here [DailyMail.co.uk]

It’s always hard to tell whether to come or whether to go.

Your electric bill will love you oodles and bunches. Besides, who cares what the neighbors think?

Wow, de wow! wow! wow! wow!

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Legos: Who knew they had it in them?

My  wife and I went to the Balmoral Show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,

THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR

My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs then smiled and said, ‘He mated 50 times last year.’ We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,

THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR.

My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, ‘WOW! That’s more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him.

We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters,

THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR.

My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said, why that’s once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one.

I looked at her and said, Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow.

My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.